germboyfriend:

DO I SEEM ANXIOUS TO YOU?

DO I SEEM BACKED INTO A CORNER?

fruityindividual:

perhaps if we all try hard enough we can blame everything on timothee chalamet

sweatermuppet:

i think “oh my childhood doesn’t even impact me that much” & then im Afraid To Sit in The Living Room

kaban-bang:

pirateprincessjess:

Men are being very normal about the new Godzilla design

politijohn:

Source

Source

orange-catsidy:

lavosse:

they would NOT fucking have communication skills that good

patronums-deactivated20231125:

all my homies love boobs and hate the government

taffywabbit:

they should invent a new type of “staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone” where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled

noonemonitorsmyscreentime:

Darcy (stoicaly): She’s not like other ladies. She doesn’t want me for my money.

Darcy (tearfully): She just doesn’t want me.

pien-art:

this definitely happened, right?

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thank u @waitresslondon for putting the idea in my head ily!!

(ref)

annakarenina:

this comment on a tiktok where theyre crying because their dog isnt gonna live forever slaps

ALT

benihana-circumcision:

2urban2fantasy:

02nd:

borange:

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

been repeating this in my head all day

honest to god fill my uterus with these, how many will fit? how many until its noticeable? lets make a game out of it! get them big ass balls into me

hi

You should all be beaten like piñatas

dont do that bro the fucking boba r gonna shoot out